ahoy scurvy dogs:

i recently changed my facebook language to pirate.
best. thing. ever.
i found facebook semi-interesting before... but now. its amazing!
i can never keep a straight face now when reading my 'shiniest booty'
or how about when i 'finds this to me liking'
even when i receive 'a message in a bottle' i crack a smile.

if any of you want to make your day brighter, i recommend changing your language as well.
pirates rule.